THE HITLER PAPERS Perforated by Newell Green
Up the Third Reich!
Old jokes are always the best and World War Two humour the best of the best. So here is escapist Hitler parody, memorably bursting with “Sieg Heil” lines, Jack-Boot sales, moustache enhancements and other preposterous situations involving non-transferable embalming vouchers, head transplants, exploding toilet rolls and Maggie McSpredder, the postmistress.
The Hitler Papers; perforated by Newell Green, masterfully carries us back to those simpler times when we were nourished on a diet of Biggles and Just William and throws up all the modern history you can’t remember…narrated in a way you can’t begin to understand… "A bit like Spike Milligan on speed."
Old fashioned humour with a mad modern twist.
WARNING! This is not a book about Hitler, it’s a book by Hitler!
Written in English but with a German accent and acquired by Newell Green at a car boot sale, these edited extracts are, despite Government opposition, now in the public domain [Is there a Government Opposition? Ed].
Comprising a first hand account, in Hitler’s own second-hand words, of major episodes of WW2, this sensational work overturns all of the previously accepted ‘factual’ and derivative explanations. For instance, did you know that Hitler meant to invade Russia via England, the USA and China? Equally fascinating is the
Fuhrer’s account of Churchill’s strategic plan, still suppressed by the authorities, to bring the Germans to their knees by depriving them of trousers, trouser buttons and underpants. The fall out of trouser deprivation was not confined to displays of sunburned, sagging buttocks at Nuremburg rallies.
This volume represents only a fraction of the available material which Newell, although fully stretched fitting part-time carpets to runway 28L at Heathrow, is currently editing into a second volume. Like a seat cover in a gent’s toilet, Vol 2 will lift the lid on much that has hitherto been concealed from a discerning public’s gaze.
Testimonials
"Reading this book gave me the kind of pleasure I get when the laxative starts to work" Sir Hounslow West
"Hitler played an important part in World War 2, I can’t remember what it was, but I know it ran for two nights at the Glasgow Empire" Sir Newton Abbott "As an historian, I have no doubt that these diaries will become history, and so will Newell Green" Major General Sir Cheviot Hills